Did Ya See?

No, the literal fine young cannibals.  Sure, it might raise some eyebrows in the office fridge, but should keep most coworker out of your lunch.

Your lunch and or beverages are important to you and shouldn’t be anyone else’s business.  Disguise your beer or food with our Human Organ Lunch Tote. It looks just like an E.M.T.’s Emergency Organ Transport Bag!  Everyone will think that you’re an organ carrier and will gladly move out of your way, just be sure to have a very focused face when you’re walking!

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I’m not the biggest tea drink; coffee person personally, but if we do share one thing, it is a passion for paraphernalia for our beverages of choice.

Ahhh.  There’s nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting!  Everybody’s favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment.  Our ManaTea Tea Infuser loves relaxing in your warm water while it brews your tea!  This gentle creature just wants to rest in your mug!

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Ubiquitous attendee of almost every party I’ve been to since my teens, that did NOT require a tie, the Red Plastic Cup is iconic.  And now mixologists and alcohol aficionados can finally enjoy it and have the “proper” receptacle for their favorite drinks.

The cups are molded from ABS plastic, so they’re usable and dishwasher safe. They might not look very classy but they’re definitely the funnest cups you can have around. Cup prices range from $4 to $10.

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I’m not entirely sold on Bacon and Urinal Mint, but some of the others might acceptable.  In any case, novelty gifts make great stocking stuffers and the “gifting season” is only 11 months away!

“Aren’t you sick of being forced to use all those girly scented soaps? I mean come on, you’re a man. You shouldn’t be smelling like citrus or lavender or apricot. Leave the girly scents for the fairer sex. Guys should be using Man Soap.”

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Might make some of those meetings a bit more bearable, though I can’t guarantee it’ll do much for your job security.

100% Microfiber necktie with thirst quenching proportions. 4 1/8″ wide.

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