Man Soap! Because Real Men Smell Like… “Stuff”

I’m not entirely sold on Bacon and Urinal Mint, but some of the others might acceptable.  In any case, novelty gifts make great stocking stuffers and the “gifting season” is only 11 months away!


“Aren’t you sick of being forced to use all those girly scented soaps? I mean come on, you’re a man. You shouldn’t be smelling like citrus or lavender or apricot. Leave the girly scents for the fairer sex. Guys should be using Man Soap.”

While we do disagree with men using women soap, we do have to admit that having a bunch of different scents is a good idea. Every guy is unique and should smell the way he wants to smell. That’s the whole point of Man Soap. Smell the way you want to smell.

Man Soap comes in 19 manly scents!

To give the man the ultimate variety, we now have 19 unique manly scents. Here’s a helpful guide to selecting the scent which best defines you.

By far the manliest of meats, Bacon Soap is the only soap meat lovers need to smell like clean sweet swine all day.

Baseball Glove
There’s nothing quite like that rich smell of a leather baseball glove. The game is on everywhere you go.

There is perhaps no manlier smell than the scent of a cold pint of beer. Why wait until the drunk guy dumps it over you in the packed bar?

Only real men can build a bonfire, and only the manliest can smell like one.

Brewed Coffee
Don’t worry you won’t smell like a Frappuccino with whipped cream, we’re talking a manly blend of black coffee.

Buttered Popcorn
Guys and girls may both like popcorn, but guys aren’t afraid to pour on the extra butter. Awwwww yeahhhh.

If anyone sees you bathing with this just tell them you have a prescription.

There is no smell a young female will be more attracted to, trust us.

Cedar Log Cabin
Relax to the smell of a cozy log cabin from the comfort of your apartment full of smelly sweat socks and rotting food under your bed.

A blend that focused on individuals with a free-spirit, love for mankind, who have a desire to promote conservation of our environment.

Fresh Cut Grass
Nothing screams man like mowing the lawn, so this smell will remind you of the smell of a job well done.

That delicious blend of tequila, Cointreau and lemon or lime may not be the manliest drink, but it sure is tasty.

Muscle Rub
When a real man gets hurt he doesn’t rest, he just puts on some muscle rub and goes right back to work. And unlike real muscle rub, this soap won’t make you cry if it touches your junk.

Nag Champa Incense
Your favorite Indian fragrance now in soap form! Let Bollywood baby.

Obsession Cologne
A refreshing, oriental, woody fragrance that men will obsess over.

Red Wine
It’ll smell like grapes just fermented all over your body.

A blend that stands for conservative values, love of country, and a strong family unit.

Top Soil
Nothing says manly like dirt, so now’s your chance to smell like you’re covered in it without all the worms and gravel.

Urinal Mint
The urinal mint is unique in that usually only men are around them staring down, wishing that smell could be all theirs. But its usually covered in pee. So if you want to smell manly, clean your hands with a soap that smells like a freshly un-pee’d on urinal cake.

Via Gadgets & Gear


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