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I am at one horrified and intrigued.  As a child, I probably drank more “cereal milk” than actual milk, but my adult stomach is protesting at the idea.

As you may have surmised, we will be making hot, cereal tea, thus eliminating superfluous food consumption and capturing the imagination of youngsters worldwide. Now, any two-bit hack can flavor some milk with cereal and then ditch the cereal.

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On the opposite end of the uni-tasker, a device which is almost useless in its ability to to anything but a single task, is the multi-tasker.  These devices seek to combine a ton of functions and usually end up doing them all in a pretty mediocre manner (all in one printer, anyone?).  Behold the 3 in 1 Breakfast Station.

The world is shrinking… you may have heard the adage. It implies that today’s ever-more-connected society is reducing the practical distance between us to almost nothing. The truth is, though, we’re running out of space! Either we’re living in increasingly urban …
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File this one under “impress your partner with weekend breakfast presentation”.  I’m going to try this one out tomorrow morning.

Looking for bright colors for fresh and energetic start of the day? This is your recipe: easy nutritious breakfast eggs and very fun looking also, when prepared accurately. I bet your kids will love them as much as I do. I usually pick green peppers, they look good in combination with yellow-white eggs and red tomatoes. But any color will work here, just make sure you select big and nice shaped pepper.

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Really, how bad could it be. Certainly not any less palatable than Lucas’ later movies.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Kitchen Master created an epic breakfast to unleash the power of his Jedi Padawan. Using the Force™, he created three nonstick steel pancake molds in honor of the galactic star fighters of his heroes and villains: Jedi’s Knight’s X-Wing Fighter, Darth Vader’s™ Tie Fighter and Han Solo’s™ Millenium Flacon ™.

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