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I’m not sure where these were when giant “boomboxes” roamed the city streets on the shoulders of music lovers before the coming of personal music players, but this beast is here now. Like a stereo system that had a night of passion with a radio flyer wagon, its the Mobile Blastermaster.

This is the portable stereo system that optimizes the 30 year-old concept of the portable audio player by blasting your music at backyard or tailgate parties. Built onto a steel chassis that rolls on four 10″-diam. pneumatic tires over any terrain, including sand and snow, it is pulled along and steered with an integrated wagon handle.

Providing over 2,000 watts of sonorous symphony with eight PA-quality Piezo horn tweeters, two “6×9″ mid-range speakers, and a 12″ dual-voice coil subwoofer with dedicated crossover, it plays music from any Bluetooth-enabled smartphone or MP3 player from up to 30′ away. Its CD player, AM/FM radio, USB port, and 3.5mm input provide additional play options, controlled with an included remote.

Dedicated amplifiers installed into the MDF cabinet’s vented rear drive the subwoofer and other speakers separately while its four-band equalizer provides precise control for optimal audio performance. Includes three recessed drink holders, radio antenna, bottle opener, and flagpole mount. A 12-volt 34AGM deep-cycle marine battery (required) provides up to 20 hours of audio at 50% volume from a full charge using the included AC charger. 48″ L x 28 1/2″ H x 21 1/2” D. (217 lbs.)

Via Hammacher Schlemmer (of course)