Did Ya See?

No, the literal fine young cannibals.  Sure, it might raise some eyebrows in the office fridge, but should keep most coworker out of your lunch.

Your lunch and or beverages are important to you and shouldn’t be anyone else’s business.  Disguise your beer or food with our Human Organ Lunch Tote. It looks just like an E.M.T.’s Emergency Organ Transport Bag!  Everyone will think that you’re an organ carrier and will gladly move out of your way, just be sure to have a very focused face when you’re walking!

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Sure, why not.  I mean they’re going to be shuffling around on the floor anyway.  Might as well put all the energetic crawling to good use, right?

Teach your baby a strong work ethic early on in their life. Your baby will learn not to drop and waste food.

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Because after a hard day in the lab, who doesn’t want to throw back a little C₂H₅OH?

Even geniuses need their happy hour! Feel like a scientist with these chemistry shot glasses, and make your own enjoyable concoctions.

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I don’t see any reason why this should be confined to “rednecks”. I know plenty of gamer and IT types that could benefit from it.

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